Two shoes, both alike in … OK, maybe not dignity, exactly, but both a like in terms of the fact that they’re both black, both slingbacks, and both come with a little black bow in exactly the same place.
Where they differ, meanwhile, is in the fabric of the uppers, and the price on the box. The shoes on the left are from ASOS.com (they also come in nude and pink), and are £30, while the ones on the right are by Moschino, and are £250.